You think I’m a slut
I need to go to school
I need a smaller butt
You think I’m not cool

I need a better job
I need to find a man
I won’t fall for a slob
Can you understand?

So I’m not enough
You think I can’t deal
Let me tell you, I’m tough
Tough enough to feel

Don’t you go hide now
Behind your shady false self
I don’t care if you’re “wowed”
I know my true self

My “self” is in Him
It’s the “self” that is true
Which is why you’ll never win
Man, sucks to be you 😉

*Okay, okay. Maybe I’ll change that last line.