Mikayla: I love you.
Me: I love you too.
Mikayla: Let’s get married.
Me: Uh, no.
Mikayla: Why?
Me: Because you’re gonna grow up to be a woman. You know what women are?
Mikayla: Crazy?
Me: Exactly. Women are insane and men are evil.
Mikayla: Whatever.

I suppose the fact that we’re sisters would have been a more valid point but this is the way my brain works. Gotta start the bitterness young. 😉

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