So I will simply borrow an idea from my new favorite site:

Reading: ‘Anna Karenina’ by Tolstoy. I’m to page 590. Only 227 pages to go!

Listening: Hollywood by Collective Soul

Thinking: Who the hell decided to put the caps lock key directly below the tab key?

How to Annoy Me: Tell me to “just keep waiting for the right guy to come along”.

How to Charm Me: Buy me Dove’s Unconditional Chocolate ice cream and don’t tell me it’s going to make me fat.