Listening: ‘My Stupid Mouth’ by John Mayer (Possibly my favorite song of his. I love the line about the salt and pepper shakers.)

Reading: Nothing. Exhaustion and lack of caring have hit.

Thinking: If John Mayer and I were intimate, he’d probably change the words to “Your body is an amusement park.” (He’s such a cutie!) (And that video is so sexy without them removing any clothing or any of that crap.)

How to Annoy Me: Purposefully push my buttons when you know I’m in a bad mood and then attribute my bad mood to PMS.

How to Charm Me: Tell me you’d be lost without me. (For a dance. Not in an “I can’t live without you” kind of way.)

Quote of the Day: Oh, how many torments lie in the small circle of a wedding ring. – Colley Cibber

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