Listening: ‘Poison’ by Bell Biv Davoe (In honor of Scrubs.)

Reading: Six Ways to Break Up Over Your Computer or Cell Phone

Thinking: I never want to see another cookie for as long as I live.

How to Annoy Me: Allow your child to come in and put their dirty hands all over the samples. OTHER PEOPLE WANT TO EAT THAT!

How to Charm Me: Go buy me dinner because you know my feet hurt from work.

Quote of the Day: Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. – Fred Sero