Listening: ‘Big Girls Don’t Cry’ by Fergie

Reading: The Cornered Cat

Thinking: Damn it, Kelli!

How to Annoy Me: Bark at air…frakking dog.

How to Charm Me: Call me to place your order when you’re standing in line.

Quote of the Day: Women are the only realists; their only objective in life is to pit their realism against the extravagant, excessive, and occasionally drunken idealism of men. – G.K. Chesterton

Random Quirk: When I’m at work, all of the paper money in my drawer has to be face up and facing the same direction.