Listening: ‘Before He Cheats’ by Carrie Underwood (Not that I would *ever* do this… *innocent look*)

Reading: “Man robs station with cheese grater”

Thinking: I probably landed myself in advanced calculus or something…

How to Annoy Me: Get annoyed when I buy my own groceries but then don’t have what I need to eat in the house. WHY DO YOU THINK I BUY MY OWN?!

How to Charm Me: Sometimes hearing your voice is all it takes.

Quote of the Day: I’ve been accused of vulgarity. I say that’s bullsh*t. – Mel Brooks