Watching: Best. Commercial. Ever. (And anytime I start thinking “Maybe I want kids”, I watch this. Cures that!)

Reading: “In fact, says DePaulo, “many single women are living lives of secret contentment.””

Thinking: I talk to you, I think I’m getting through, but all you hear is “Blah, blah, blah, Ginger…”

How to Annoy Me: Say “This is what reminds you of me?” in referring to me. Little girl, I will kick your ass.

How to Charm Me: *laughs and laughs and laughs*

Quote of the Day: Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, the Devil says “Oh no, she’s up!” – Unknown