Listening: ‘Henry Poole is Here’

Reading: “He never left…”

Thinking: Do convents have WiFi?

How to Annoy Me: Get crabby about something free. It’s FREE!

How to Charm Me: Tell me I’m your hero because I’ve drank almost every night this week. Future Alcoholics, unite!

Would You Rather Weekend: If you had to be an animal, would you rather be a land animal or sea creature?