Listening: ‘Say It Right’ by Nelly Furtado

Reading: “We see your black man, and we raise you a vagina” (Sorry but that line about killed me.)

Thinking: Well, my jaw may be permanently on the floor. And thank God for alcohol!

How to Annoy Me: “How’re the eggs?” Oh, shut up! Punk.

How to Charm Me: Tell me “It’s perfect! It looks like a commercial!”

Quote of the Day: There’s only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that is your own self. – Aldous Huxley

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